When's the last time you took bread to a concert?

I have some saxophones in one of my bands that sound a lot like ducks most of the time. One day I made light of the situation by saying that I would bring bread to rehearsal because of the sound. They didn't get better so I joked that the audience at the concert would bring bread and throw it at them. Last week we had the concert and when it was over one of the saxophonists said to me:

"Mr. Jewkes, no one in the audience brought bread!"