A Poopie Story

Once upon many times, Winston sat on his Daddy's lap when suddenly he was passed to his Mommy because [see photo below].

Winston was simply minding his own business, when suddenly he made a terrible mess--all over the chair Daddy sat on, all over the carpet below the chair, and all over himself. Luckily Dad missed "the mess" this time, although he was not so lucky in the past. Mom held him up as "the mess" continued to pour down his little shaky legs.

He couldn't understand why nobody wanted to carry him anymore, and he found himself fully clothed in his very own baby bath tub.

But when the tub became messy, too, Mom just put Winston in the big bath tub for his very first time. Winston loved it--he kicked and splashed much.

Finally, "the mess" was cleaned off the carpet. And the chair. And the kitchen sink. And the baby bath. And the big bath. And the baby.

And they lived happily ever after.

With a funny, but messy, story to tell. The end.

Until the next time...